rtp trash

noun/sociological type. you know who they are. these are the cocky rich young businesspeople and scientists that (over)populate the triangle, contribute to massive (sub)urban sprawl (seeing as the suburbs are far larger than the urbs these days), drive SUVs or yellow sports cars, have motorola bluetooth headsets permanently implanted into their ears, and reproduce like rabbits with the spouses they never see. these children are the future chapel hill high drug users, goths, sex addicts, and other horrible disappointments (we gave you everything and you go goth on us!). can be found dragging their kids to endless soccer camps, voice lessons, AP class tutoring for middle schoolers, etc. also tend to show up in places where they don't seem to fit in, either completely oblivious to the mismatch or seemingly panicked, i.e. ending up at weaver street market instead of whole foods, taking wife to Lantern* without realizing the mistress works there, etc.

*Not that anyone's mistress works at Lantern. I just had to pick somehwere hip.